In order to make marriage work you need to compromise. For example, I’ve always been a night person and my wife has always been a morning person. We compromised and now I’m a morning person too.

Harry and Barbra’s marriage has been on the rocks for a while, so when they hear about a marriage seminar being given in their neighborhood they decide to attend. “One of the most important things in marriage”, said the speaker, “is to get to really know your spouse well. For example,” continued the speaker, “How many of you know what is your wife’s favorite type of flower?” Harry leaned over to Barbara and whispered, “Its gold medal all-purpose flour isn’t it?”